I'm coining a new phrase, the "Millennial Mullet". You know what it is, it's that great new hairstyle all the people want, but need a way out for when they need to be "status quo" at the flick of a comb, or simply too scared to go "all the way" (Must give props at this point to that nutty drummer guy at the "B", you know who...he went "all the way" [btw, still can't find ya in X-Men 3, if you happen to read this ;) ], oh ya, and that storyboard guy too, but I think he grew his out...).
That's right kids, the Millennial Mullet is none other than the "Faux Hawk"!!!
"I'm feeling a wee bit dangerous, and I think my hair should reflect that, and since mullets are out, and a mohawk is wayyyy too extreme, plus, I have to be in the office every Monday...I know...I'll go 1/2 way!!!!!"
I've been accused of having a mullet back in highschool, and I think there's even video proof of it LOL, and my yearbooks also contain photographic evidence, along with a plethora of rock shirts that compliment said mullet. So I know what it's like. Nowadays, the locks are gone (odd story about that too, to be told at a later date) :( but trying to make a comeback. It just doesn't appear that the gung ho follicles have the support of all the rest of the follicles, and are vastly out numbered...
Anyway, next time maybe I'll go off on a rant about those annoying brightly coloured plastic shoe slipper things that seem to work well whilst hugging trees? As soon as I can find a cool word to describe this millenium that starts with a "B" to go with "Birkenstock", I'll go off...until then...
pffftttttt!!!!!!!
oh ya, maybe some art and crap to follow soon as well...we'll see...
pffftttttt!!!!!!!!!!!! (some more)
*no names were published as I haven't talked to the namees yet, so there...
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Oh how I wish I could "Rawk the Hawk", but that would mean I'd have to go get a haircut and I am far too lazy for that. So for the time being I'll just rock the mop. As for you, I guess you'll have to settle for getting by on your stellar wit and charm if It's true that your once trademark longhair is no more. I will try to "Ross" my hair everynow and then, as I am doing presently, but since I don't have the ruler straight, I have the "every which way but loose" I don't usually have the patience to let it get to a good Samson/Thor - like length.
"As for you, I guess you'll have to settle for getting by on your stellar wit and charm..."
Guess I better get growing out the Lawks then...otherwise, I'm doomed...
*DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!* (Bellowed as if echoing off the Fjords)
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