The Millennial Mullet....

I'm coining a new phrase, the "Millennial Mullet". You know what it is, it's that great new hairstyle all the people want, but need a way out for when they need to be "status quo" at the flick of a comb, or simply too scared to go "all the way" (Must give props at this point to that nutty drummer guy at the "B", you know who...he went "all the way" [btw, still can't find ya in X-Men 3, if you happen to read this ;) ], oh ya, and that storyboard guy too, but I think he grew his out...).

That's right kids, the Millennial Mullet is none other than the "Faux Hawk"!!!

"I'm feeling a wee bit dangerous, and I think my hair should reflect that, and since mullets are out, and a mohawk is wayyyy too extreme, plus, I have to be in the office every Monday...I know...I'll go 1/2 way!!!!!"

I've been accused of having a mullet back in highschool, and I think there's even video proof of it LOL, and my yearbooks also contain photographic evidence, along with a plethora of rock shirts that compliment said mullet. So I know what it's like. Nowadays, the locks are gone (odd story about that too, to be told at a later date) :( but trying to make a comeback. It just doesn't appear that the gung ho follicles have the support of all the rest of the follicles, and are vastly out numbered...

Anyway, next time maybe I'll go off on a rant about those annoying brightly coloured plastic shoe slipper things that seem to work well whilst hugging trees? As soon as I can find a cool word to describe this millenium that starts with a "B" to go with "Birkenstock", I'll go off...until then...

pffftttttt!!!!!!!

oh ya, maybe some art and crap to follow soon as well...we'll see...

pffftttttt!!!!!!!!!!!! (some more)

*no names were published as I haven't talked to the namees yet, so there...

...where are they now?

A blast from the past, and a semi resurrection...

The 1994 release of 6' 8" 280lbs soon to be digitally remixed and remastered!!! Actually, maybe just remixed and mastered!! (Would have to be mastered at least once to be remastered right?) Dunno exactly when, been humming and hawing about it for quite a while now. Pretty sure it'll be done at some point...


Anyway, until then, enjoy some tiny tidbits :)
(and yes, they are in desparate need of remixing, as you'll soon find out ;) )

• 6' 8" 280lbs
• Eat a .45
• Shut the Fuck Up
• I Don't Owe You Fuck All
• Sidewalk Ballet Dancer
• Onetimer (actually for real released on Johnny Hanson Presents: Puck Rock Vol. 2 CD!!!)
  

Was a lot of fun doing that, and miss it. Had a great gig at the Railway.
But, I suppose, enough living in the past...

...and so it begins...

Coming soon...

Can't think of anything right now :-)